so please? What is this crap? Now we have been 160,000 years sully your property and you still have not done anything about it? You are one with you. Since we exist, you will slandered constantly there are new cults that create their own idols, and for your own fan club you do nothing. Well, after all I have to keep you credit, are some of these sects have really clean vacated by mass murder somewhere in the jungle out of the way, that was a decent performance. But that bit of PR is not enough, there must be more out. I just wanted you just as recommend a small comet, but that would not be that good. The people know already, this is not drama, baby. You have the last few million years, drawn primarily from the real responsibility. The dinosaurs were not smart enough to interpret a divine fist heaven, so also have the left and, instead, one or two dinky space onto the Earth can niederplumpsen, which was now not soo something special. The simply lacked the certain touch.
Dam was the thing with Adam and Eve. Well, since you have shown up at least once, but that was at a time when we had neither press nor radio communication systems, there was not much of global respect. And anyway, who would have time at all interested, because that somehow you rumläufst?
Well, then eventually came the Romans and the thing with Jesus, who, after all, to this day. Sad story and great effects, as you have allowed Jesus to fly. This was also the first 2000 years primarily taken care of reverence, but is slowly crumbling away the respect. In some parts of the World did you not even drum sheared, as you leave all the great sacrifice some Quetzacoatl, this is a stage name or did you really not notice it?
The rumors have persisted that Jesus was actually an alien and some others have expressed the Verdaches that if Jesus had departed, with 35km / h, it could now be observed with the telescope. Let it not always come so far. A little more action please.
Yes, and then? Then we heard nothing back from you. Eventually, 600 years after the hustle and bustle of Jesus you can sign up as a test Allah again, once you make a new religion out of thin air and another 500 years on it and already have you played chess against yourself. Times as a question of us: What were you actually meant in the Crusades? Whether it was your first or second but devout religion? Na
your recent disciples have you so fooled in the long term sick, the whole technical and withdrawal, etc., but they're still the faithful held for you. Well this experience a success on 11 September .. but that you have made any friends yet. If you take your two religions against each other can be believed, at some point no more of you, and that's not the whole point, right?
you I would also suggest that you ever proving a service to the Jehovah's Witnesses. Which are already clearly frustrated. Every second month announces one of its gurus flaky at times loose end of the world, and then? Nada. Mr God again, well what is that? You were also previously not so stingy with floods, or mass murder, if the time had not fit into what the stuff or the faithful ask you drum. Why the sudden change of heart?
you, I have done so because my thoughts. If you really even respond to their prayers, then just do not make 08/15-Quatsch. So, no floods, meteors, environmental disasters or such nonsense. Let the fingers of aliens admitted, the hats here are not met (unless you plug test behind Roswell, so we do not), but they are raped in all films. What is missing here is your individual stamp, something like "THE FUCK I CAN NOT! I'M GOOOOOD !!!". attention
Take a care! Save your closes DieHard fans never one to you when the world is about. Show your fist if you zerdepperst the Eiffel Tower, or shit even better on the white house, something like wait, that flays impression. But you, our obvious. Goofy would be if you make an effort you so and then suddenly a few innocent Raudis appear for disturbing the peace and you do not given due respect. Make something of your talent! You are here finally, God, you can not hope that we continue to praise you when you're not up faulersack once Zeigermann man man ..
Well, a lot of luck involved, see you, your big fan
Andrej
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