Saturday, August 4, 2007

The Cost To Produce Football Helmet

eco-fetish

So, as promised I'm back and will be something militant.

3/4-Jahr to my abstinence was told that I (how could it be otherwise) the time I used to go into me and made me a better person, a bad student, to make an even greater pessimism, a hate preacher, and finally also a vegetarian. The following entry deals with the last, for he (Good question, actually:? Who ever) has carefully read my old home knows that I'm now planning since 2003 and have managed only in 2007.

And now I would like to answer stupid questions, which were mostly of the mentally not so blessed and contemporaries are as detailed as possible in a FAQ (also often called FUCK YOU). All these questions are authentic (just in case someone does not believe that I was asked something schonmal):


  • you eat fish then? That's also vegetarian!


Yes of course I still eat fish! As we all know, know both plants and animals living beings and have (fruit) meat, while a fish is according to latest research results only from fish, not logical, right? Accordingly, it is only vegetarian, if one only of synthetic products (more on that later) and fish fed!


  • But plants are living things but also!

course! And that's why I eat, as I mentioned above only by synthetic Food and fish!

who do not know what that is, it will be easy in the so-called "vegetable shelf" section.

order to save time-consuming battle machines for watermelons, tomatoes and other animals produce, prefer many producers to kill her by means of an injected sleeping pill, which is in the pulp and water used and then ultimately evolving to health food stores, health food stores and other terrorist organizations is distributed and then get to the end customer. The astute consumer 'and vegetarians know, but better and only buy in supermarkets, because only here are synthetic products are guaranteed (apart from the fresh meat counter, this is probably actually meat! Since reinzupumpen senseless blood, to spite the consumer would be somewhat impractical for a synthesis product) and the only way to sustainably harmless creatures spared!

The best known is the synthetic food "Holland tomatoes". Classified in the same league with the October Revolution (in November), the Panama hat (is from Ecuador) and the deadly nightshade (the only thing after that "great" (in the original word use are), your eyes) is also this interesting and life-giving vegetables duplicate of Dutch alchemy labs in fact not a real tomato.

through very sophisticated locking mechanisms It is Dutch .. err .. alchemists succeeded in creating a red-colored biomembrane develop, can store the water in itself. This was the birth of Holland tomatoes. Despite the name, and yet amazingly similar appearance to real tomatoes, they should not be confused, as the Holland tomato is not only totally tasteless, but also because only two existing components (biomembrane and water) of any nutrients, let alone (God forbid!) has vitamins. Unlike the real tomato, but can the conscientious vegetarians but be sure not to eat living beings but merely a piece of inanimate plastic. Therefore recommend I have to avoid all vegetarian restaurants, foreign small shops, health food stores and health food stores, because the opportunity is there to get real vegetables served on average.


As we already see from the Holland tomato there for vegetarians sometimes difficult to find flavor substitute for old habits. However, science does its best to extricate ourselves from this mess, so it is even possible to buy duplicates of algae from fish scales for sale! Since both tastes of the sea before, a difference is almost not notice! Even meat can be easily imitated (a lump of fat with a lump of tofu (the the stuff that looks like is mozzarella) and then puree with the use of extra fat and a can of salt (if needed, there are the gyros spice to the Turks of your choice) as long as, fry until the acrylamide can run in the stuff by itself) ! On other products are being developed yet, but as you see, we are well provided variety!


  • Then you take but not to all B vitamins!


right of way, although not for nothing called the B-vitamins B-vitamins (B, such as beef and not B or as Pohner Pirner) and are invariably found only in meat (as we well know, To know or not), but by another very interesting synthetic method we have succeeded again, B vitamins, especially B12 inject even tomatoes in Holland, as it usually does in real tomatoes with the pesticides and sleeping pills!


  • you are holding up but pretty good for a vegetarian!


Thanks, but I can return the compliment only, the diet products make up not just thin!


So, Seriously: What did the ground pork in delicate own penis foreskin or even the crispy beef Butt, breaded in bone meal, more vitamins than as a carrot, a perfectly ordinary strawberries or mushrooms (OK, I do not like mushrooms ...) has?

NOTHING! The fairy tale that should stand for a balanced diet urgently a dead man available, should hopefully be long faded away and should you even think of more stupid questions in order to annoy me even further, so I'm glad you ready to tear out in he air before I light your house!


Thank you for your attention,


The Karin



PS: And I can have the next Blog theme revealed: It's about scenes, but the article is not yet esch rubbed, so could possibly take a little longer, will be read to the.

Saturday, July 28, 2007

73 Javelin For Sale In Oregon

holiday

Well, here I am again, ladies and gentlemen and lady,

After almost a year of abstinence from the international scene astray I am back again. Not necessarily, because I have new ideas to bring back life to the place (which I did by the way), but because I reason, the summer holidays, is currently working again with MEGU and my mental capacity is so much piss off into the subconscious, as normally do only in deep sleep. And I in deep sleep known to be very creative and creatively am (note that not only exhibited dreams, which I will present here, but still), I am also in the MEGU, so I write in here again.

Last week from Thursday to Saturday was survival tour on the Baltic Sea, a most spectacular event, after I had a sunburn on the legs and it contributed 12 mosquito bites. You just do not sleep on a calm beach with no bug spray ... at least, the wine, vinegar or should I say better, which costs € 1.49 per liter, stunned my senses in the night, so I could feel the mosquitoes only when everything was already too late.

Well, apart from the fact that my sofa was used in the room during my abstinence Fickstube and I do not want to bother The same to be inspected for various white staining goes, I am also quite acceptable, the Apocalypse is coming, but this is first irrelevant.

This "holiday" was all in all, an event which has once again proved my theory:

As we know all we know (your best out there!), You are all actors who are only there in the MiT and especially to annoy me. To this end I have several clues.

The first demonstration took place, unfortunately, during my absence, so I can only speculate about its authenticity. But as I with the persons involved in the same boat, just call times to the credibility of the report:
It happened at a bonfire night, it was late, so that a present friend of a friend was forced to head towards home to . move However, said actor forgot his bag he brought with him that night. When my friend opened her curiosity in the pocket, was something that was not exactly typical: In the bag were just crumpled old newspapers in it. Apparently it was being used to create the impression of a full bag.

conclude from this I want every student in our school has similar. The working hours of extras (as extras I call from now on, anyone with whom I have no contact, but is perceived by me, all that I know, but are still actors are supporting roles) is maximum 10 minutes during school time, in which they run across the playground to simulate the ambience of a real school.

to prove this assumption, I keep it in front of me, during school hours to pack a random 5.Klässler to shake him and ask him screaming to his name. If my assumption is correct, he will give me a name, since for him as Extras no name was planned in the script. To be sure, I will of course still get out the papers from his briefcase, and even if they are present, I'll let him drown in the final analysis, the koi pond in the schoolyard. This he would at least have themselves to blame.


So much for history, everything else I experienced first hand and it all happened during our trip to the undeveloped expanses of East Germany:

During our odyssey from Hamburg to Rostock sat behind our place 4 girls. Obviously, it was her role in the script and ape, probably make the series interesting. After We have therefore dealt extensively on Eastern and Western trains, the intelligent door, Stalin and irrelevant physical theorems struck us in a moment of silence, that the extras in the background of our topics of conversation in part picked up and sometimes even aspects brought in, the already in previous discussions, the issue was, was this not mentioned, such as the well-known replacement bus service.

This would of course all in all, not just typical, if not next event would have happened:

As we were confident that we are imitating obvious we wanted to turn the tables and simple conversations mimic what we are first in a state of pure silence offset to listen carefully to. However, the government was a step ahead of us, at the same moment from the back of the car a man came by in an orange T-shirt, he stood next to me (I was sitting in the car wall and on the floor) and began carefully to study timetable card over my head. As the director obviously did not occur to what might give women the topic of conversation shifted to the train in a first-time arrest. After 2.3 seconds, I noticed that something was wrong and turned to the left and right, the man was left still standing beside me and did not move his hand directed to the card an inch away from it. The rest of the train was quiet and motionless. Apparently the director was really nothing, as such mean tricks ...

went after a short period of time the man again, but the women still had no topic of conversation, instead, the government probably has it they decided simply to let off the train, which also happened at the nearest station. So this chapter of our journey was complete.

arrived at last After 2 hours driving on heavily overcast Baltic Sea beach of our dreams, we were looking like a nice place for a breather and decided on a piece of wall, which accompanied by a walkway to the beach was. We ate once in Bremen conveniently purchased watermelon, we could thanks to the original Swiss Army knife (probably made in China) cut. Shortly thereafter, drove past a boat. This would be written in itself not unusual, especially since the whole harbor full of boats there, but it was on this boat "Murphy" that was no accident but rather a hint, hint for the next 3 days.

To illustrate this I would like to present the following events that occurred later in the Survival Tour:

a) We spent the night before the biggest hotel in town without a tent behind a sand dune (the first night, not times the one we had just before, see b))

b) Since we were hit at night by a mosquito plague, we walked about 3 kilometers of dunes rising 12 to dune rising 26, just next to a soon extinguished campfire with rocks under Our mats are to be allowed to be bitten by mosquitoes then.

c) dune rising 26 was a nudist beach


d) I woke up first to watch some old naked people bathing and then with another three kilometers back and forth to the next Edeka for a sandwich and an apple to run the other way, all of them were awakened by a tractor, there obviously tattäglich for the cleanliness of the beach is responsible and we have stayed right next to a dumpster

e) I wore a sunburn on the legs like that was present only on the insides of the legs and precise on the shin ended, everything was to the right and left as pale as before even ...

f) In the evening we finally übernacheten out front of the hotel and not on the nudist beach, it looked at first very windy, so what was good for us because the wind kept the mosquitoes. Shortly before bed could place it was of course again no wind, so I acquire my 12 mosquito bites (which may also be that there were brakes, were already boils Auswüche-like, as on my skin). In the morning, then when that is, the mosquitoes usually creep back into the forest, put on a small sand storm that we drove the sand directly into the snouts, but only in passing. However, since no one could sleep longer (well, which could sleep but were quickly woken up), we tear the most from that same morning, so we had to 15h at home.


I'm so creative now, I just wrote a moment ago another article, I present but at a later date, I would not even anticipate everything! Until then, may the Stalin be with you!