(anticipation. Before there is confusion comes, "K" stands for Karinon, this is a very different "K")
It occurred in 2009 than when the young K decided a looking lady for life. It was just random human mating season, so he was like all the other males who were overwhelmed by their edges pressed, on the courtship and tried for his vigorous vitality females with healthy complexions and broads to impress.
And his romantic desires should not be unfulfilled remain: A Russian cow with no fabulous udders that had calved once and is still in the house of her former cops lived, it should be.
K was in love and he won the magnificently tipped cow, together with the small little calf after the first dance of Copenhagen in his home.
And shouted K joyfully toward heaven:
"Blessed be to thee, oh meyn Lord
in Meyn heart Sey's never empty"
But it was not long before observed K, that he for the marriage has a very high price paid. While K be little tree "love" tenderly cherished and cared for, was the animated Würgfeige "treachery" of his cow frantic folly inspired. The cow was K dependent on him and was also very stubborn. If they had only suspected that K did something against their will, they mooed bitter to him,
"guy, what do you tuhest me
you want then the divorce equal
I'll o'er each greeting,?
Until you come and crawl to the foot! "
And soon after, she was together with his calf and peddled home vanished when their wife Mama. K, meanwhile, was the misery in which he now was, and did not endure without much rebellion as he was told and crawled in front of her to the Cross, for his delicate "love" was still the parasitic Temperament of the brave and flourished Würgfeige still in all its golden glory.
The time went by and "love" was still not become limp. But for "deceit", it seemed like a perpetual summer. In the warm spring of 2010, precisely during the mating season, it has K even managed to inseminate his cow and the little calf in the coming autumn or winter to give a new sibling.
But before this could happen, it happened again, now that the pregnant cow saw a red flag waving in mind:
It happened in the summer of 2010, as the sister of K's friends and relatives invited to the family party. Also on board was K's former life partner subsection. Upon learning of the cow whose presence she went to the barricades, cursing and clamored:
"What Aluminum snap on me, I go there not
out of here, yes sauf
When a mother I am.!."
sorry humiliated and K had no choice but to own to start the way to the ball of his sister. While there was the celebration in full swing now, reached K is a phone call from his mother-who also furious began to like her at that time the little calf around rumble to:
"Common guy, what are you thinking
Does the schwang're woman alone?.
To your girl are you're running,
Now the beautiful love there. "
K tried to stay calm and told the mother that he did not just went to his "whore", but only to his sister, but that he did not believe a word and then said
"She is now in a place
people call applied's "nursery" "
left then K and from fear that" love "now could wither in fact, together with his brother-the celebrating staff and went, as every good farmer, looking for his cow. Many many kindergartens he walked in his search, but of his beautiful, pregnant cow was not a trace. Again he got a Call Stuff by his mother, who spoke to him, "
"Do not look at her,
you will not find
she is here with me,
will overcome you."
now even be more appropriate than previously raced with his brother-K on its side of the house of his mother, but he had failed to do this better. Before the door to Mama's Residenz-law met him at the plate Russians fours. They turned her face towards him and said,
"wide built
tanned,
hundred pounds weight bench"
It started a scuffle, whose primary goal was the fist fighter with the largest element to be determined. Initially, K on their own, before ultimately evolving in-law came up with joy in the social round. How this affair ended
now can not the narrator values to inform you, because he was denied this knowledge. However, it is part of the tale should be noted that both K and also for his brother at the end of the night lit up the living lights still bright. Two of the four boys were on the next day or so friendly at first and then to visit the brother-K, but the in-law must have been averse. More than an exchange of pleasantries, however, was on said date no longer take place.
And the plants? Yes it is still too large. to do after all the hardships K decided the right thing and decided to to be increasingly distancing itself from his family to his cow not to get into trouble. The new little calf is still expected to most eagerly, especially by his mother, because the calf is the free pass for permanent residence in German houses.
Perhaps the reader will now ask why the wedding took place because dance is about Copenhagen. It was not the honeymoon. It was because German is expected to pastures of the cows of the farmer that they have a close German "moo" to address them. The Danes, however, there is even a "Nahuj, Blad" for a "moo" fool.
(The story is also based on true events)
