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Evolution ... Extremely

Well, here I am again, after more than 4 month break since the last (correct) entry and a time when pretty much happens is what interests the gentle reader probably does not play, I dedicate myself now my findings regarding the Evolution of the people I present to you the whole world:


The year is 70 000 from the wrong era, our beloved friends who make intelligent Neanderthals, in small increments that they run out of women. It enters a time of reversals since the Neanderthal extinction have no desire to, they mate. Just because nothing was on hand and selfsame something boring, they chose the first-best, what they ran across the path: a polecat, more accurately called polecat senses.

What then was to change the world: The polecat dollars (Homo superior putorius) was born, this highly intelligent creatures took care of many thousands of years of love and happiness on our planet. The happiness did not last too long, already 5000 years later, she emerged: people!

you could tell this completely tactically unwise decision that Mother Nature, either because of their advanced age or even slightly mentally retarded but was masochist (so if you tied a naked wrinkled old man in the woods discovers, a joyful moans deliver own thinks nothing of you, that's mother nature).

But where did they come from?
The man emerged from a rear evolution of tarsiers and had even then the spiritual power of a tin can (well maybe not quite as high).

The torched because of lack of women and all the Iltis escapades numerically already depleted Neanderthal is not long and attacked the last solution in which they down fell just all in the association a cliff, not because they saw no more sense, but because the man slowly and it was unbearably annoying thus operating in the mass suicide.

also crowns the polecat, happened to the most intelligent beings on the planet is not better in the long run, the last Iltis Credits died under the name of Giordano Bruno, as he refused his scientific findings to the human papacy in the negative. Also rumored is that Jesus Christ was a polecat dollars.



How in this picture readily acknowledges this Iltis dollars that has provided us with our in-house illustrator kindly made available a copy of the recent past, as it interacts with the overall situation of the planet very unhappy and probably slightly misanthropic traits to show.

Well, since isser now ... man .. our already back then retroevolutionären ancestors have been Mother Nature, who has the longest penis of the two, and that they selfsame apparently not, as suspected, only used to think was their almost bacterial spread, where they have beset this planet.

Since then led the world of strange alpha Menschchen who curse themselves "politicians" such as the Group of Asozialdemokratischen Party. Our society shows for odd behavior, such as it is frowned upon and will propagate with polecats (sounds zoophilia but much better) than sodomy denounced.

This is also an evolutionary development of man higher organisms, such as the capuchin monkeys, and no longer conceivable.

And Mother Nature, the old fad is to blame!

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Flashback

schonmal As mentioned Gibts nch on holiday another post from me since I currently
my precious free time with work wasting, I've pretty much break to infinite time my clever little head about any shit (though this "talent" is currently heavily restricted is * cough *), this gave me enough time around me a flashback to the year to enable 2004th
And although we now speak of the summer holidays 2004:

I, a young god of tender 16 Lenzen had done so at that time to be engaged at Megu, all thanks to well-functioning nepotism even high sleep without being involved. Since there is virtually
Russian unofficial official language, it is without saying that there even Syrians, Pakistanis and Italians can Russian, and I in our proprietary Italians have not been amazed bad because he could even accent

Anyway, I remember now at an "interesting" event from August 2004, I think I was busy with the "gun test" which may equate the interested reader with all the torments of hell, after 3 hours of pliers test I had 4 blisters on one hand ... but hey, should not concern us further, so we turn to the actual phenomenon:

I got in my youthful Art from our Italian (by the way upper Checker first generation) demonstrates a lesson in flirting (which I am trying to express understandable)

Our test subject (ie the Italians) is fully lead to just the presence of many other mature males, but also one not to underestimate the number of females while his Begattungstanz (he puts metal-rubber-look at things through a pipe to fit through obs and admired this subsequently speculate on external forces, ie dents, scientists, whether the males in this ritual do not want to actually refer to their power) to attract the females, although he, in principle, only one, his personal alpha female has abandoned.

We are slowly approaching the copulation, the subject requires, in addition to his dance on Balzlaute to give of himself:

The first phase consists of a short dialogue between our volunteers and its alpha female, but this dialogue, the scientist is not noticed because the village (the factory) due to the natural ambient noise auditory for biological evidence is of advantage was, and all Balzlaute in the depths of the background noise disappeared .... what we attract to the second phase, consisting of a short monologue of the male to the female, come. This was the case of our test subjects from the simple but apparently effective mating "Because you're sexy," followed by a promise worthy smile could (but also the derailment be the face, you do not know) from both sides.
Since wiedermal the environment is not suited to the pair to perform locally this is postponed to later, which our subject has managed to successfully reproduce (at least in theory) ---


So, that would now be mentioned, whether this profound, spiritual benefits from our Italian was allowed at that time my younger self find: "now I know yes

Whatever the case, has in the two years that I am at Megu so some changes .. yes .. now .. for example, the wallpaper was newly painted in white on a stylish half green, half yellow, apart from now, a calendar stuck on the wall ... .. of Orion with half naked men ... not necessarily my taste, well, can we all have so nciht

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Getting Whiteout Off Of A Machine

fact, there are still at the beginning of the Easter holidays to hear something from me, not that this week was kinda .. worth or otherwise interesting (apart from a few events), but just something bothering me the boredom:
First had once said, it was a terribly busy week for my Vieligkeit, 3 exams, each flipping idiot standing around want to know his verbal notes (interest me really a piece) and the week just unspeakably slowly crept in front of him, I 'm glad she has finally come to an end, well ..
highlight of the school's existence this week was by far the Wednesday, when a student got up in the middle of the day, his jacket put on, the teacher was saying, "I'm going" on the ground "This brings it before anything" (where I he has to agree, it does not actually).

After the school week so my knowledge not even expanded in the least is, I otherwise really allowed on the Interesting information in the world (who would have thought it? I have!) And my sleep pattern is (for a week ) has returned to normal, I see happy Easter "vacation" contrary (Happy happy, we joyfully out despite the fall), at least on weekdays ..

Where we were already in decline and oral Grades:
I have a 4 - oral cough in religion * *
So frankly I do not mind that in the least, somehow I wear this even with pride, hach ja, right with such a arrogant pride and I do not even tendons reason why I should change my behavior, Yeah! Admittedly, that I am somehow punish myself, but Yeah! Miserable mess compartment, a compartment that is designed to brainwash so I'm going to give it no attention, the party of Peter should rethink their teaching methods Seriously ...

Non vitae, sed scholae DISCIMUS

Sun, and if I'm already in the matter, referring to my blog entry dated 13th
September, I must now revise a good six months after the start of school but some of my former opinions of the individual teacher and newly set up, so look ego me now (in the Siebe order as then)

Our math teacher I would now Teachers are among the species of which are always nice and friendly, but want to see in the background each of their students dead, quite apart from his teaching that I absolutely do not understand.

English .. yeah! I never thought that my English could seriously fallen, could even like it so much that I become one of my top 3 subjects count .. well, mainly containing a question that I will turn rarely taken and I already do not have comprehension problems.
times quite apart from the last hour that I was mentally "somewhat" absent ...

computer science (parallel universe, Hooray, I fliegäää!): * Yawn * is never a 10:00 to 11:30 am Monday in ICQ online, something bad

English: I quote (rumors, I have not noticed myself): "This school offers afternoon, no activities, you can after the 6th hour in the recreation hall with NEM machine gun shoot at you, the only thing is you meet might be a cleaning lady "
The teacher is really cool, teaching SO looks ...

German has now mutated to also my favorite subjects, the teacher has at least humor ..

politics and history have basically not changed to the previous description

geography, as we get to Mrs. Arthur, apparently for the half not see was going, she gave the instruction to Mrs. Grote, one would add a T would be the name of the program, the woman has no real glasses instead of champagne bottle bases, sometimes from their stone-age teaching methods, not to mention ...

Physics: I I think the comment I do not even get up to the witness 5, the teacher has no plan, of which he speaks and makes simply no sense (see the very top)

biology. Wehler's pregnant wife, since we now have the School bullies Schiller in the tray, cool teachers, but so unspeakably shitty trade

Role Play: Can now instead of new art and people get content in the collective to the monkey, the more I do not say

sport has basically not made changes

religion, the last time was made in detail to sow now for sure not one of my joy subjects * * GRAAAGH

now even more .. I also currently Not to say any case, very soon reflect NEN entry, it worked from morning, which leaves the imagination to play


adé

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I Act Awkward Around Guys

Soo, I feel such strength in my level of thought and even confirmed by a person (unbelievable but true, I just see myself in the theory of three-phase misanthropy to 99.9% misanthropes runterpurzeln, there are actually people who think much the same), I have to say grad an inner need for my blog to the world that I suspect is selbige enormous.

mandatory in all my blog experience of recent weeks:

My internship ended as it began: was with a kebab in hand, which for the 2 weeks constitute my basic diet, but anyway, on with the text

Last week in Damme carnival, I think I might cry, There are so many pointless celebrations, but that was really high. In my firm conviction, I say to myself next year for the carnival season, from this cursed region to escape and somewhere to go there, where there are no people who are intoxicated to the above are "UTZ UTZ" - bellow "Music", on the other hand, one can at least the " Alcohol "aspect to understand is different from the unbearable, yes. How fortunate that it Carnival is only once a year, so the versößt against all human rights.

The subsequent week of school was a constant conflict with itself to the question "should I put the head on the table and just fall asleep?", But I had (unfortunately) always the will to stay awake.
If you consider that I have moved this week my sleeping habits to 1 or 2 hours in the direction of the next morning, this is somehow understandable.
Sun, and a final comment to the school last week: Religious education is AAAAAAH! The last subject was so compelling that it has finally convinced me immediately withdraw from the church (was previously undecided, as it would cost me at least Sweet 25 €, but now I've finally Schnütchen full), but unfortunately, unfortunately, does nothing in class, but I just need that kick xD

So, without further regard: I think I
I long back to my desk, not that I have too much buck would have to work, but then I get the craziest ideas and it takes money, and money is money, you chose only from me, what I buy everything can for money , mmmhh ... Gäääld.
I think I should try to sell full sweat towels, which apparently make money for such a supposedly from a Tokyo hotel member assigned sweating towel gives Locke-flaky € 50 or more, I think it's kind of bizarre, I've always dreamed of shit gold to make (should I make fertilizer), but that that actually works ... alternative would be a really interesting biography of messed my life as I throw myself slowly but surely to alcoholism (and it is only with debts) and to spread my newly acquired skills by my mere presence in a bad mood I'm just a natural.
other hand, I could of course hate preacher or prophet of doom will offer the Bild newspaper, as we were shown again and again, these two reporter types at the Bild newspaper very popular (I only remember "Chaos in space - the Earth's axis tilts"), you get a lot of money, you need to have it from pretty much do not know anything except, of course, hate-preaching and the prophecies of Nostradamus, so if was up to the image, the world would go down even better than every other week, if anyone can offer other interesting professions for which there is nothing can be, but massive coal bring, I'm interested in everything, so would like to study what to exercise decent, such as pizza boy for life or triangle player in a successful pop group, but I think these thoughts remain dreams forever, something stinks here enormously, I do not and can earn money!

How many are left?
say how many are they?
worthy of the eternal stupid blökelnden
animals, the abuse?
Of the maggots who love the stupidity,
the isopods, shabby life?
None! For last laugh
Have we all be killed

So, that had now adé
Cheers, I

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Exorbitanterweise I have again changed the look of my beautiful Blögchens, as slowly the voices are loud, that the pink is screaming for.

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Well, here I am again here ...

it is long long ago that I strictly write something here, and whether it is a good or bad thing now that I am here again telling things that interest no bad one, at least it's a sign of life.
Well, now to all catch what I missed: Beautiful autumn holidays, Merry Christmas and a happy new year, and if I do not püntklich'm: Happy Easter lectures
Well, it's gone now 3 months since I wrote in here the last time and the common Depp me personally do not know it will undoubtedly also be of interest not a piece of what I wretched bottle Meanwhile, have made, only mine is a shit, so I'm going to tell it.
Well, since the last-mentioned hard disk crash is my computer again reasonably well, the autumn holidays were shit together, no wonder, had to be done well and on November I would have honestly can do without, but as it may, since November, I am now finally have a license to do (but was too damn time) and got in physics, the first five of my student life on the certificate.
followed some point during that time the official founding of the MIT, which stands not for "together" but for "misanthrope-Treff" where mentally degenerate teenagers (I so anyway) to talk about it in alcohol consumption found that they all suck (and that's a lot).
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There are also spontaneous decisions like how "traipse by 2 clock at night a few miles to Burger King for ever a cheeseburger." New Year's Eve was then "held" virtually the same club to greet the new year and another to convince ourselves that the current situation can still be a lot worse (or is anyway).
Well, the Christmas holidays were actually the first holiday since Christmas 2004 that I actually "Joy" (in the Meaning of Juhu! Holiday! would be even better if I were so happy and easy) and have given time to rest and I am an intern (that is, temporary secretary) with a psychologist. In order to say a few words about the internship:
I did not go come with different expectations, I was aware of this stuff very well, and I regret it no play, however, was the beginning of the knotless disaster
So it was Wednesday the 11th January 2006, will ring for small Andrei at 7:15 of the mobile phone alarm, which should mean something like "power up schonmal you ready bag", well, I was to expect so, slept through an hour and at 8:11 am got up after I say after some time staring at something understood the Clock in my mental derangement was, how late it is, I'm just shit! Since I really wanted to get going at 8:00 with the wheel. I began my odyssey on the paths between Langenberg Damme and without having had breakfast and not particularly good mood. I was not even from Langenberg out and already I was the fate that stupid asshole, challenged again, it is not a month goes by in my wheel is not broke ... the pedals fell off, but as I always have with NEM or less suitable for riding bike faster As if on foot, I drove anyway and came too late a total of a good 3 / 4 hour ... since I drive a bus ...
Well, as much more, otherwise I may be relatively seen not complain, it was my opinion, but worse, but better anyway. Today, after the driving school I stood in the shower thought back to elementary school and my former geek life, and the first thing that flashed through my mind was "What would your primary school teacher, now have you?", I mean I was the King of mental arithmetic, all the other times quite unimportant subjects außenvor left, I was universal nerd, and now?
I sit around in a society of peers, who are convinced that mankind is to throw up, are fully aware of their future unemployment and improve the world-ending classmates' favorite teacher's class " abhor those for positive attitude and all nachplappernden Kläppchen profoundly. And we even have right (as if there were doubts as ever), my religion teacher finds it annoying that I have one written in class 2 but do not say anything, Lord God in heaven, why should I say? There is no lesson where they exchanged opinions, it's just meaningless noise to dignity, values and standards of teaching-so shitty 7 / 8 Wednesday hours are falling, falling out I had no ride home, I would have long since gone ...
What would keep my former teacher of me now? Was that the time predictable? Questions, questions ... Well, I believe me is not one to slow äähhm .. .. .. later
MfG
of Karin


Edit: Today I
from the far Holdorf the opening speech on Misanthropentreff of 13 (!) January PER get letters that I would not hide from you:

Gentlemen,
we have once again gathered here today as Misanthropentreff. Since this is already become an established habit, but we want to deliver a moment and we are aware of what really symbolizes this union.
Misanthropentreff. Evidently a contradiction: people who hate that meet? How can that be?
Well, you can probably justified to say that our collective disgust connects to the people to a mutual tolerance. For in truth this is indeed no group of disgruntled young people who know what to do with their future, as we are indeed inside our precarious situation are well aware. Rather, we represent a wide spectrum of the thin Bevölerungsschicht that obviously lack the comprehension that we hold, to the hopelessness in which we are to understand us.
Thus, we are a network of young people to whom the disposition to be cheerful was robbed by the finding that a desirable future does not exist. And just
This important point is that we are doomed our time does not elapse in the carefree thrill of being able to have feelings, but we continue to forces in remote locations under the influence of alcohol quodlibet * lead to disputes.
respect, I would like to usher in this small ceremony with a quote by the great physicist Albert Einstein, because "only those who think negatively of the heart may be pleasantly surprised."

MR (Friday, 13 January 2006)


* quodlibet disputations: random discussion, a below Scholastics (followers of scholasticism, a medieval branch of science that refers to ancient philosophy based) form of popular discussion. One threw any topic in the round, which was now illuminated from all sides. (Note from me: Well, mainly from the negative aspects)

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