Monday, August 28, 2006

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Evolution ... Extremely

Well, here I am again, after more than 4 month break since the last (correct) entry and a time when pretty much happens is what interests the gentle reader probably does not play, I dedicate myself now my findings regarding the Evolution of the people I present to you the whole world:


The year is 70 000 from the wrong era, our beloved friends who make intelligent Neanderthals, in small increments that they run out of women. It enters a time of reversals since the Neanderthal extinction have no desire to, they mate. Just because nothing was on hand and selfsame something boring, they chose the first-best, what they ran across the path: a polecat, more accurately called polecat senses.

What then was to change the world: The polecat dollars (Homo superior putorius) was born, this highly intelligent creatures took care of many thousands of years of love and happiness on our planet. The happiness did not last too long, already 5000 years later, she emerged: people!

you could tell this completely tactically unwise decision that Mother Nature, either because of their advanced age or even slightly mentally retarded but was masochist (so if you tied a naked wrinkled old man in the woods discovers, a joyful moans deliver own thinks nothing of you, that's mother nature).

But where did they come from?
The man emerged from a rear evolution of tarsiers and had even then the spiritual power of a tin can (well maybe not quite as high).

The torched because of lack of women and all the Iltis escapades numerically already depleted Neanderthal is not long and attacked the last solution in which they down fell just all in the association a cliff, not because they saw no more sense, but because the man slowly and it was unbearably annoying thus operating in the mass suicide.

also crowns the polecat, happened to the most intelligent beings on the planet is not better in the long run, the last Iltis Credits died under the name of Giordano Bruno, as he refused his scientific findings to the human papacy in the negative. Also rumored is that Jesus Christ was a polecat dollars.



How in this picture readily acknowledges this Iltis dollars that has provided us with our in-house illustrator kindly made available a copy of the recent past, as it interacts with the overall situation of the planet very unhappy and probably slightly misanthropic traits to show.

Well, since isser now ... man .. our already back then retroevolutionären ancestors have been Mother Nature, who has the longest penis of the two, and that they selfsame apparently not, as suspected, only used to think was their almost bacterial spread, where they have beset this planet.

Since then led the world of strange alpha Menschchen who curse themselves "politicians" such as the Group of Asozialdemokratischen Party. Our society shows for odd behavior, such as it is frowned upon and will propagate with polecats (sounds zoophilia but much better) than sodomy denounced.

This is also an evolutionary development of man higher organisms, such as the capuchin monkeys, and no longer conceivable.

And Mother Nature, the old fad is to blame!

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