So, as promised I'm back and will be something militant.
3/4-Jahr to my abstinence was told that I (how could it be otherwise) the time I used to go into me and made me a better person, a bad student, to make an even greater pessimism, a hate preacher, and finally also a vegetarian. The following entry deals with the last, for he (Good question, actually:? Who ever) has carefully read my old home knows that I'm now planning since 2003 and have managed only in 2007.
And now I would like to answer stupid questions, which were mostly of the mentally not so blessed and contemporaries are as detailed as possible in a FAQ (also often called FUCK YOU). All these questions are authentic (just in case someone does not believe that I was asked something schonmal):
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you eat fish then? That's also vegetarian!
Yes of course I still eat fish! As we all know, know both plants and animals living beings and have (fruit) meat, while a fish is according to latest research results only from fish, not logical, right? Accordingly, it is only vegetarian, if one only of synthetic products (more on that later) and fish fed!
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But plants are living things but also!
course! And that's why I eat, as I mentioned above only by synthetic Food and fish!
who do not know what that is, it will be easy in the so-called "vegetable shelf" section.
order to save time-consuming battle machines for watermelons, tomatoes and other animals produce, prefer many producers to kill her by means of an injected sleeping pill, which is in the pulp and water used and then ultimately evolving to health food stores, health food stores and other terrorist organizations is distributed and then get to the end customer. The astute consumer 'and vegetarians know, but better and only buy in supermarkets, because only here are synthetic products are guaranteed (apart from the fresh meat counter, this is probably actually meat! Since reinzupumpen senseless blood, to spite the consumer would be somewhat impractical for a synthesis product) and the only way to sustainably harmless creatures spared!
The best known is the synthetic food "Holland tomatoes". Classified in the same league with the October Revolution (in November), the Panama hat (is from Ecuador) and the deadly nightshade (the only thing after that "great" (in the original word use are), your eyes) is also this interesting and life-giving vegetables duplicate of Dutch alchemy labs in fact not a real tomato.
through very sophisticated locking mechanisms It is Dutch .. err .. alchemists succeeded in creating a red-colored biomembrane develop, can store the water in itself. This was the birth of Holland tomatoes. Despite the name, and yet amazingly similar appearance to real tomatoes, they should not be confused, as the Holland tomato is not only totally tasteless, but also because only two existing components (biomembrane and water) of any nutrients, let alone (God forbid!) has vitamins. Unlike the real tomato, but can the conscientious vegetarians but be sure not to eat living beings but merely a piece of inanimate plastic. Therefore recommend I have to avoid all vegetarian restaurants, foreign small shops, health food stores and health food stores, because the opportunity is there to get real vegetables served on average.
As we already see from the Holland tomato there for vegetarians sometimes difficult to find flavor substitute for old habits. However, science does its best to extricate ourselves from this mess, so it is even possible to buy duplicates of algae from fish scales for sale! Since both tastes of the sea before, a difference is almost not notice! Even meat can be easily imitated (a lump of fat with a lump of tofu (the the stuff that looks like is mozzarella) and then puree with the use of extra fat and a can of salt (if needed, there are the gyros spice to the Turks of your choice) as long as, fry until the acrylamide can run in the stuff by itself) ! On other products are being developed yet, but as you see, we are well provided variety!
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Then you take but not to all B vitamins!
right of way, although not for nothing called the B-vitamins B-vitamins (B, such as beef and not B or as Pohner Pirner) and are invariably found only in meat (as we well know, To know or not), but by another very interesting synthetic method we have succeeded again, B vitamins, especially B12 inject even tomatoes in Holland, as it usually does in real tomatoes with the pesticides and sleeping pills!
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you are holding up but pretty good for a vegetarian!
Thanks, but I can return the compliment only, the diet products make up not just thin!
So, Seriously: What did the ground pork in delicate own penis foreskin or even the crispy beef Butt, breaded in bone meal, more vitamins than as a carrot, a perfectly ordinary strawberries or mushrooms (OK, I do not like mushrooms ...) has?
NOTHING! The fairy tale that should stand for a balanced diet urgently a dead man available, should hopefully be long faded away and should you even think of more stupid questions in order to annoy me even further, so I'm glad you ready to tear out in he air before I light your house!
Thank you for your attention,
The Karin
PS: And I can have the next Blog theme revealed: It's about scenes, but the article is not yet esch rubbed, so could possibly take a little longer, will be read to the.
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