(admittedly, a small delay of just a 3/4-Jahr, but no matter)
"Andrei, you're Russian, right?"
"Yes."
"Then why did you long hair? "
And so welcome to the modern theme of" scenes ", I'm Andrew, but I can be quiet Ore misanthrope call and I will accompany you now through the various scenes on the planet: Let's start with
cliché Russians
"Sergei, you're fat, right? Why do you then not? "
Yes, my dear friends. We all know them and we all do not like. Cliché-Russians. The alleged lepers of German society are virtually everywhere, and very easily identified by thick jackets with fur, the bear himself in the pool or the sauna. Gold chains and rings are included as well as the work pants of the 5-year-older brother, who is yet to 30cm higher, and a hat with the symbol of world famous baseball team "New York Yankees", preferably in colors such as white or red.
cliché Russians differ from the common surface is not particularly hip-hopper, but the devil is in the details. Poor knowledge of German and Russian pseudo-stuttering will be known to skillfully! In order to put as much intellectual elite from the rest of Bourgeousie is cliché of Russians only the language of scholars accepted Russian as a traditional tone.
you are a German and can not speak Russian? Does not nothing, plate-Russians! Roll a bit of the R as you speak German and set in each end of block "Blad" instead of the usual "Ej", and already you are also included in the illustrious circles.
it should also be noted that cliché Russians appear rarely in packs of less than 80 subjects, so that an avoidance of conflict would be worthwhile.
At this point, a small standard vocabulary including translation, to give you a better understanding position: "Optics"
- "Please clear the way." (Against all rumors has optics not seeing or doing light )
"I fuck you!" - "Because of my aversion to yourself, I ask you now to clear the square. Otherwise, I will unfortunately be forced to use physical means "
" Bratva. "- That means in Russian means" brothers "when you hear that word, I recommend you to hurry to make the dust, otherwise you will in a few have minutes, a whole extended family on the neck. Most likely you have just added a cliché offended Russians, who now set his whole family tree for you.
Hiphoppas:
What? They are already 11 and still virgin? Or even 14 and have not even been pregnant? Do not worry, because you can be helped! No, not with Ratiopharm. Are you simply a hip-hopper!
Exactly! That these comical creatures that were still prevalent years ago and the belt of her pants were dragging on the ground because it was in vogue. The slow extinction of this scene, but it is not yet prevent them join them! For you indeed a noble goal in mind, that at last the hated losing virginity. The hard core of these males has over the years mostly moved to foreign nationals and ethnic groups (see cliche-Russians) who whine with gold chains, fur coats and diamond rings on how hard their lives and that the cops are so mean but to them take away the weapons, with a targeted Selbstdezimierung certainly not much precluded.
should further be mentioned that the size and the volume of their automobiles are inversely proportional to their penis size.
as mentioned earlier, this scene is slowly but surely under threat of extinction. It seems plausible reasons for not giving a rise in the level within the company may not be the cause for the rapidly declining number of hip-hop artists, as this famous after the formula of Albert Einstein in relativity theory is an asymptotically declining curve.
American Gesellschaftswissenschaflter have found, however, that declining production might be relevant to hip-hoppers in central Europe braces sometimes a reason for the restructuring fashionable in the world responsible. Continue to go the American scientists believe that the number of hip-hoppers fell not, but mentioned the stagnation of the industry braces Hopper forced to dress differently. Thus one should be careful with the mentioned authentication features, it could therefore some hip-hop artists are lurking among us.
Well, there is too much about this scene not to lose otherwise, because most of us already know. The quotes are usually also the same as in the cliché-Russians, even ignoring the fact that the common hip-hopper would "Bratva" did not want to use.
football fans
If there is one group of people that I may suffer less than hip-hopper, then there are seasoned football fans. Most of the colors of the regional most successful club (here in the area gift violet as VFL (Vusbal füa Leggasdenika) Osnabrück or outflow green as Werder Bremen) to recognize them on the road, beginning with the exceptionally large inertia, which, instead of abdominal muscle at the appropriate the body is deposited. Unless
is sometimes made a game in the luxury home stadium, or if it allows for the removal, also in the host stadium to see changed, the otherwise not flashy football in a walking brain Holocaust (based on his own brain).
time by the constant loud herumgegröhlten slogans, which are usually denounced the visiting team, the best players of the visiting team or their family, or the most well mentally present "OLE" cries apart, has the average Joe-football especially at this event in shell thrown. It is not only applied to all clothing, which reminds us in the slightest to the actual team colors (eg Pauli fans in Kotbraunen robes, if there is not brown enough, will certainly be happy nachgeholfen ..) but also the good and only worn on occasions beer perfume that will of course be carried around for two more in reserve with it. The make-up may be missing often do not like the corpse paint in Black Metal is to intimidate even here the color of the opposing team's fans.
Unlike many other scenes that often experience a high and a low, football fans have always, at least in European climes season, so that an avoidance of these people is often not put into practice.
Current football fan websites are:
"OLE! OLE OLE OLE! "
" DRAWS THE BAVARIA FROM THE LEATHER PANTS! "
"BIIIEEER"
If you are on a main station to the normal scheduled time, just ask one of there just stationed friendly officials in green, with helmets and batons if he would you not hire these two utensils for a minute, so you the football behind you summarily teach manners. If you own a one, then please do not drunk on the street or go to spare no better on the road and me being here!
Punks
one time in advance: If you can read this, you're not a punk! Not that punks could not read but have no punks Internet and as my page is accessible only via the net, you're NOT PUNK! No, you're not a punk, if you are already a full 14, and dress up all fucked up.
For punks that these emaciated figures with colored hair, which ask you at the train station to the money and insult you if you give them none. Well, if I now punks are unsympathetic, I can not even answer correctly, sometimes you would want to be happy "PICK WORK" after call, I mean, I torment indeed at Megu, and is of the oh-so-great ideal of the alternatives at the punks pretty much remained, for the run so all the shit around the same, but somehow I feel closer connected to that than to foul football fans.
Typical quotes:
"Have some small change"
"asshole"
"I hate the government"
"punks not dead" <-- Spätestens wenn ich das hier höre, weiß ich, dass Punks doch dead sind...
Emos
you're 16, have black dyed hair, a metal Herpes at the lip and cry like? Congratulations! If you do not yet feel a part test scene, you know by now that you're an emo!
Since you probably want to know about your great models, I would like to enlighten you about something:
Have you not ever wondered why men that look like fags, wine and women writing novels abkriegen all women of this world? Right, you are Emos! Emo is short for "emotional" and is just like hip hop and Metro-Sexual beastly good for women. It's just evil, rebellious and dark, but not as sick as Gothic (so that multiple views of the female sex)
Emos overlooks no so fast. If you hear from the corner blubbering, you know, this is an emo! Outwardly Emos are very easy to see both their appearance as well as to their behavior. They seem shy and tearful, have black, sprayed Hair, often wearing a Piercing and prefers striped, colorful tops with black jeans with the so-called "used look" to the obligatory selsbtverständlich pyramid studded belt.
are in themselves so Emos very very cute characters who uphold the ideal of emotions, who can tell me, however, show an Emo, which is older than 16 and what he as this whiny scratches to himself even serious about NEN, get Lolly. Please specify the address then in the comments with a photo of that Emos plus any facts about him, then the Lolly soon will do for you on arrival!
citations?
"You crushed my soul!"
"I I feel so empty "
" * * heul "
* Ritz *"
needs more?
Metal
surveyable This little fringe group is known to many. Band shirt, robe, long hair and boots are de rigueur in the scene. Preferably, especially the color black and at festivals, one should pick up possible, no soap in the shower!
One might even whisper that I look like the last cliche metal band, but I have completed the break with this scene already. Biersaufende cliche metal band with stinking habit and saying "Showering is not trve" tatoowiert transversely across the back (Fictional, so I have never seen one, but it would not surprise me) is clearly not my territory. Granted, of all the scenes I can still identify with this at the most, but do not ask me why. I may not even festivals! Group Hug is now time not for me, because I prefer more intimate atmosphere with as few people. Human differ metalheads only slightly from the rest of the scum of the earth, whether they are biased towards anything and anyone that does not trve enough will and if his skills could not through Fachspimpeln the magical world evidence of metal, then one would still compare penis length .
is unfortunately also the scene of nick name and not sure if I can already see Metallica shirts I get violent fantasies. Metal which I respect, are people who live their way of life, hear the music because of the feeling. Hard to explain, but for me these are already no metal, but something else, limiting beyond this scene.
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